Dad Jokes

Bring your worst!
So my kid got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping. It’s such a rude awakening…

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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels

Pedophiles are terrible, but at least you don’t have to worry about them speeding in a school zone


Uhhh……I don’t know that I would classify this as a “dad” joke. :laughing:

I saw that on Tik Tok today. Dark humor, but it is funny

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef! Aht! Aht! Aht!

Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!

What do you call an :elephant: that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant!

What’s kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree! Aht! Aht! Aht!